"I never fucking said that"
– God, Buddha, Gandhi, The Dali Llama, Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Oscar Wilde, Sylvia Plath and everyone else probably (via thebatty
"Telling a girl to “calm down” is like trying to baptize a cat."
"If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre."
"Fall in love with the sound of her voice, because that’s the first thing you’ll lose when she’s gone."