supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(via asvprock)

Last night, my boyfriend and I were at a formal dinner party, and the whole time we were sitting down he was fingering me under the table and we were both having conversations like it wasn't happening and ohhhh my GOD we fucked so good last night afterwards
Anonymous

roughsexmakesmewet:

omg I’m jealous