"I never fucking said that"
– God, Buddha, Gandhi, The Dali Llama, Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, Oscar Wilde, Sylvia Plath and everyone else probably (via thebatty)

(via saraahdiaaz)

"Telling a girl to “calm down” is like trying to baptize a cat."
Renoirs (via renoirs)

"If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre."


The guys who think nudity immediately means arousal/sex are the same ones who think being a gynecologist would be a dream job.

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"Fall in love with the sound of her voice, because that’s the first thing you’ll lose when she’s gone."
– (via hefuckin)

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